So I'm up to my ears in packing, one of the things I hate most in life! And I thought I'd write about one of my biggest loves in life... my kids. I seriously think I have a major crush on Gianluca (not a sick and twisted one okay! I'm his mother!!!!) He has been so funny lately from his booty dance to just the funny things he says. So I wanted to write a few out before I forget:
1) (note: this day was a crazy day and The Dude was not listening what-so-ever! I had to tell him repeatedly what he was supposed to be doing to the point of raising my voice before we had to go, here is what he said in the car-ride following)
G) Mom, did Jesus make everything?
Me) Yes he did (proud he was even thinking of Jesus)
G)Why did Jesus make mom's that yell?
Me) (in shock!) Why did Jesus make little boys that don't listen to their mommy's?
G) Well you yelled at me at the house!
Me) Well if you'd listen, I wouldn't have to yell at you to get your attention....
AAAh, it's a vicious cycle isn't it! Once you get started on that, it seems the whole day is that way! But that sure made me laugh! I swear he is 4 going on 14!
2)
G) Mom when you leave me I get so sad that I cry. It just breaks my heart! But when you get back, POOF! I'm happy again!
3) Why is it that anytime we go to the store the Dude feels the need to go #2?? Almost without fail. And he is a man for sure because he takes his time! I'm always like, "Gianluca, are you finished?" While Allegra is running around touching every possible thing in the bathroom. And he always says, "Mom, You have to wait for your poo poo to come out!"
4) Yes, I've been known to curse now and then... maybe a bit more. But upon finding Gianluca making a disaster out of something I usually say "Dude, what in the hell are you doing????" Now, he likes to use that term every once and awhile and always in the perfect context. "What in the hell!!!" When he sees something crazy or what have you. I'm not proud of it, but I sure think it's funny. And I really don't consider hell a swear word. Maybe I'm just rationalizing, but there are a few others I'd like to add to the list as well.....
5) Mom can I have to some chocolate? Can I get it from your secret mustache? (secret stash :)
6)After leaving Chick-Fila, the Dude was really wound up and acting crazy. I told him he wouldn't be able to go to Aidan's house if he didn't chill out. So he looks at me w/ a big sigh and says "Mom, Can we discuss this later?" The little shi%^&!!! I almost could have killed him!!! And then it was pretty funny! He started laughing and told me he got that line from BEN 10!
There are a million more, but I can't think of them being distracted by boxes half packed and what not!!! Anyways, every mother adores her children I know, but I am definitely enjoying the age he is. He's a little person and really thinks about the world around him. At this age they are so full of passion, curiosity, very forgiving... I think I really understand what Jesus means about being more childlike. Gotta love these munchkins!!!



5 comments:
Gotta love how kids pick up on everything you say! Sorry about the packing, I've been there many times. Hopefully you won't have to do it again for awhile :)
Those are classic! I love the "What in the hell?" and especially "Why does Jesus make mommies that yell?" So funny!
Cute little dude. I can't wait to hang out and get to see the dude in living color.
HA! These are hilarious! And I'm with you as well. Andy was saying , "what the Hail?" once with lindy in the car so that she wouldn't pick up on it, and she corrected him. "Oh no, Uncle Andy, it's not what the hail, it's what the HELL." Good times.
i am laughing so hard right now. he is such a classic kid. and sorry you're packing. i hate packing, feeling your pain.
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