Vernal or Bust?!!!

Well, it's happening folks. I am moving to Vernal, UT. Some may ask themselves "Where in the hell (pardon my French, I blame my cursing on my family:) is Vernal, UT???" Well it is right here...


(It's in the upper right hand corner of Utah)

And what is in Vernal?....



That's right, dinosaur land my friends, DINOSAURS!!! Well, more acurately there bones. Which create fossil fuels, which creates oil, which is why we are moving there... because we are greedy people who want to keep gas prices high and make money on it! Not really the last part, but Joel is working for Halliburton there, thanks to his best friend Allen who convinced him to interview out there..And boda-bang-boda-boom, we are moving to Vernal,actually Gianluca and I like to refer to it as Dinosaur Land. I think it's a bit more appropriate and Vernal is really an ugly name if I do say so myself.

Well, to make a long story short, Joel left last Saturday and I am playing single mom/housekeeper/yard worker/ pool boy (minus the pool and boy)????/ chauffeur/referee/ sleep deprived/ .... Did I mention we just put the house up for sale today? If you'd like to see pictures, just e-mail me. Anywho, Gianluca started preschool this week--- Whooo-Hoooooo!!! And so Allegra and I get in some quality bonding time. She is so sweet AND defiant! I don't know where she gets it! :) Anyways, I just wanted to give you the update!

And as far as me wanting to go... Well, I feel good about it. Although, I am dreading leaving my amazing friends here! I am so grateful for them! They are my family away from family! I love you guys!

Throwing-up Babies & poo hands

So it has been one crazy month! We went to Idaho to visit my family and it was a blast seeing everyone and Gianluca basically disappeared because he was always off playing w/ the cousins. I'm sorry if I didn't get to see any of you (besides family). It gets pretty complicated seeing everyone on vacations anymore unless you come see me. So hopefully in the near future (which is a high possibility because we may be moving to Vernal, UT) I'll get to see you all more often.

I just had a quick story to tell about my kiddos. Gianluca asked me the other day when my friend Kristin was going to have her baby...
G: Mom when is Miss Kristin going to have her baby?
M: Oh not for a while.
G: But mom the baby is getting bigger and her mouth is too small!!!
Me: Gianluca, do you think baby's come out of the mommy's mouth?
G: Yeah. Like, they throw them up!
M: No, they come out of the mommy's bottom.
G: (Grossed out look on his face) THEY POOP THEM OUT???!!!!(he says this while in the squating position) EEEEWW GROSS!!! Do they have poop all over them?
M: (laughing like crazy) No buddy, mommy's have another hole wear babies come out.
G: Oh. Then runs off to go play.

That saying is true, kids say the darndest things!!!!

Okay my next story is that later that day, Allegra was yelling for me to come get her after her nap. I walk in and she says, "Mama, poo poo" while patting her bum. So I pick her up to go change her diaper only to realize that both of her hands are covered w/ poop!!! I mean completely covered, no skin showing, only thick nasty poop. I'm gagging just thinking of it. So I run her to the bathtub and hose her down. Is it possible to dip kids in bleach??? J/K! So I go back to the crib and there is poop all over, including her binki!!! Gross!!! Yeah, it's a good thing mom's don't poop out there kids, because that stuff is just so nasty!!! Man, these kids!!!

When I have more time I'll update you on everything else that has been going on!!!